thank FUCKING CHRIST tumblr is still functional enough for this. can you imagine if we’d had to confine this all to twitter and risk like, the official oreo’s brand account tweeting about destiel to sell their gay oreos
tiffany trump really bums me out. like not necessarily in an empathetic, poor-tiffany way, just like, man, i can’t imagine what it would be like to have that many opportunities and privileges and know down to your CORE that your deadbeat grifter dad doesn’t give a shit about you (and also apparently refuses to be photographed with you because he thinks you’re ugly?), and still just be like, “nope, i’m not gonna walk away from this, i’m not gonna do the dignity thing or the principle thing, i’m just gonna stick it out and maybe one day i’ll get the kiss from daddy.” like, when you really think about that whole family, they are all SO fucked up, but tiffany’s the only one where it’s like… everything you read about her makes you go, oof magoof, you really tried to make noises about being a liberal lawyer of some kind but nobody’s gonna touch you with a 12 foot pole after january, you’re just stuck in the crumbling bluth model home that is the trump organization. hope it was worth it girl
i feel like the only really interesting thing about trump’s is that they are all, ultimately, terrified of him and also extremely desperate for him to love them, but the only one he likes is ivanka. which is why don jr. is so pathetically obsessed with hunter biden, whose dad obviously loves him and cares about him and is proud of him, as opposed to, uh
that
like, god, the fascism really makes you forget that these are just some deeply fucked up people!!! this was the part that got me:
idk how but like every word of this is worse than the last… do NOT normalize them and accept them back into society but holy shit send them to family therapy and then leak the tapes, every last one
i never want tumblr to end. this website is like the internet equivalent of a huge mall where you can run around and do whatever you want and there are no laws
no laws? the fuck? i wanna be on the website you’re on. my experience of tumblr is that if you break even a minor law you get executed publicly
However you are allowed to steal stuff, and if you don’t support shoplifting, you’re transphobic.
feanorus rex i am not transphobic and i dont steal anything. i dont appreciate libel on here
I was joking. The tumblr ‘shoplifting fandom,’ (Yes, that is a real thing) says that people who don’t support stealing are transphobic bc trans people need to steal makeup to live.
Simply Don’t appreciate any of whatever you just said to me. Don’t “joke” or whatever you call it here again. Now… godbye
you’ve never heard of the tumblr shoplifting fandom? or their ridiculous justifications?
^ exactly what i expected. dont feed the Tumblr Trolls people.
Here’s a post making the “anti shoplifting= transphobia claim
Your original post mentioned a mall, so I thought of the lifting fandom, and decide to reblog with a satirical comment.
i got juice in my mouse and i cant click the links
Jezebel.com:
rebrn.com:
The Daily Dot
Knowyourmeme:
The ‘anti lifting= transphobic post:
pictures wont load i think my internet is slow. can you reblog again and type out the text from the articles/posts yourself
yeah, the first one says, “It’s too bad that you accused someone of fabricating the tumblr shoplifting fandom, she went and found sources and you panicked and invented progressively more ridiculous excuses.”
^ so again you prove my point…
it seems pretty convenient that you can’t access any of my sources. just search ‘#shoplifting fandom,’ on here, or is your ability to search some how broken too?
i dont know why you would say it is convenient. im the one with the mouse with juice in it. it is very inconvenient for me
how are you clicking on anything if your mouse is broken?
spare mouse
then click on the links i provided? or search, ‘#shoplifting fandom’ on tumblr??
hm… not a bad idea… can you post the links again though? my spare mouse does have working clickers but its scroll wheel is totally fried (milk accident) and i can’t scroll up to the links
Here’s a post making the “anti shoplifting= transphobia claim
Your original post mentioned a mall, so I thought of the lifting fandom, and decide to reblog with a satirical comment.
i just spilled some olive oil (extra virgin of course, i wouldn’t settle for anything else) on my spare mouse and the clickers just stopped working. could you post some screenshots of those articles or something
What the fuck “I spilled olive oil”
yeah, i use the good stuff. mock me for it all you like.
